It turns out there’s a name for this one particular make-up look that I just adore – “smoky eye.” News to me – I thought it was just “really hot eye makeup with, you know, lots of stuff on the bottom of the eye as well as the top. Oh, yeah, and puffy-looking. Like she has been up all night, and spent at least some of the time crying. Over me.”

“Smoky eye” is a much catchier name.